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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy »

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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

Or, you know, there could be complications during the pregnancy and it could…what’s the word?  Die.

Reblogged 3 months ago from koalatea5lyfe (Originally from not-a-painbow)
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